September 7th

September 7th is National slap Jacob day. On this day anybody that knows a Jacob should slap the shit out of him.

Friend: *slaps*
Jacob: “Hey what the hell”
Friend: “it’s September 7th”
Jacob: “oh ok keep slapping”

by Some idiot man September 1, 2020

September 7th

jackieboo's birthday happy birthday jackie matt loves u.

September 7th is jackie's birthday!! matt loves her so much!

by ilovejackiesomuch June 16, 2022

September 7th

National name day name who starts with "d"

Its national name day you know what that

means...give a hug to a people who's name starts with "d"

Person: *hugs*
Other person: why?
Person:it's september 7th
Other person: oh ok, tysm

by MayonaisseInMyPants September 6, 2022

September 7th

September 7th is rail your crush day
Person: Its September 7th lets rail
Crush: ok

Person: Its September 7th lets rail
Crush: ok

by Xsideit September 5, 2021

September 7th

Relationship day!!! Today is the day where we celebrate our boyfriends and girlfriends!❤️‼️

Samantha: Babe it’s September 7th!
Bill: Yep Relationship day!

by Kekerereieie September 3, 2021

September 7th

Fuck a triplet named jacob day.

Wow I get to fuck jacob today its September 7th.

by Jackyboi558 October 18, 2019

September 7th

National Newt Day

Stevie: Hey Eleni its my birthday september 7th

Eleni: Shut up its newt day
Stevie: Wtf is that
Eleni: Time to watch maze runner

by ii_wOoDs_ii October 17, 2019