sow seeker

A guy who notoriously ends up with the ugliest girl at the party.

"Pete's a great guy but his sow seeking will keep bringing the ugly girls to our parties"

by john wiskeyjack August 16, 2003

semen excretion

Male orgasm. Ejaculation.

She laps up my semen excretion like a cat on milk.

by Gar Grim February 3, 2018

Catch the Semen

A mispronunciation of "Catch These Men" by Sean Connery (Darrell Hammond) in Celebrity Jeopardy on SNL.

I'll take catch the semen for 400

That's "catch these men."

by HenryTownshend August 6, 2011

Semen retention

Not masturbating or having sex. Many people beleive this will help you be more masculin if you are a man, along with other benifits.

You heard about semen retention?

by Ctsdj November 14, 2019

status seeker

A person who is always looking to improve their social standing beyond what is reasonable or fitting by acquiring more desirable possessions, taking extravagant vacations, joining exclusive organizations and cultivating new and advantageous social connections in order to impress others.

His vacationing on the Costa del Sol shows what a status seeker he has become.

Being superficial status seekers, they are thinking of buying a new McMansion, even though they don't plan on having a family and already own a house that suits their needs in all respects.

by lifeonearth December 18, 2012

semenancy

The use of semen in divination rituals - most commonly done by reading the patterns formed after giving someone a 'facial'.

"For thousands of years practitioners of sex magick have used semenancy to foretell the future."

by Dribbles23 March 10, 2008

Assylum seeker

One who comes to a more sexually liberated country for the lifestyle.

Akhmed was excited to become an assylum seeker in Sweden!

by I, Wreckerrr December 9, 2016