sellotapegypsy

A gypsy that’s obsessed with sellotape and who’s quite the sellout.

SellotapeGypsy... more like SelloutGypsy

by BaeOfGypsy October 4, 2017

green sellotape

The urge to throw a bike at a child

i have green sellotape

by Frick Off June 17, 2022

Sellotape skittles

A game played by 2 or more people, with two 'skittles' (empty plastic 500ml bottles - preferably of the same beverage) and a roll of Sellotape (preferably official product).
The pitch may be anywhere from 10 - 15 metres long and may be of any surface, but should be flat. The width of the pitch is unimportant and neither is the prevalence of obstacles, as long as all players, and the umpire, agree before commencing play.
The objective of the game is to roll the Sellotape, from behind your own skittle at the other players'/team's skittle. The first player/team to reach 10/5 points is the winner. The Sellotape must roll before hitting the skittle, the umpire is the final judge on whether the Sellotape has rolled sufficiently - the current rule of thumb being half the length of the pitch.

Fancy a game of Sellotape skittles?

by Ian Dean December 23, 2007

shit and sellotape

n. a half arsed or shabby attempt to perform a task properly.

That Tracy Island you made is shit and sellotape

by Weldonator February 14, 2007

selldog

a bloke who starts off drinking quick but dies in the arse.

luke: hey murf daniel is going for a tactical chunder
murf: yeah thats selldog for ya.

by dumbdog111 August 25, 2011

selldom

Denotes da low rate at which people purchase something.

If a product or service is "selldom" of interest to shoppers, does dat mean dat da "freequency" of it's just being given away for nothing may be fairly high?

by QuacksO February 18, 2021

Sellotaped

When 2 gay men moth have cum dripping from their penises and touch penises and their penises stick together as a result.

Oh shit, looks like we have been sellotaped.

by UltimateDoge July 2, 2021