seekus

An attention seeker. Likes to do stunts, acts, and makes shitty jokes for attention but noone cares. When there are multiple, use the plural form, seeki (pronounced SEEK-AY).

Cute girl walks in
Ethan: *SCREAMS*
Girl: Your such a seekus

by CallMeDaddy678 December 17, 2019

sexcuse

The excuse one may give for having sex with someone that he or she may not normally do so with. Can be given on holidays, birthdays, times of low self-esteem or frunkedness, or when there is a general L.O.S.

Not to be confused with Holiday Sex, where sex is expected but has to be worked for. However, ex sex and drought busters includes times when a sexcuse would be given.

Dude 1: Hey man, what're you up to?
Dude 2: I think I'm gonna go bang out my ex.

Dude 1: Dude, you said you would never touch that ass again.
Dude 2: I need a Drought Buster bad man.

Dude 1: Terrible sexcuse dude.

by ckolek March 2, 2011

Seenus

When your out with someone elses wife/husband/spouse and they see you.

St. Peter: how did you die?
Joe: I died from Seenus
St. Peter: dont you mean sinusitis?
Joe: no, I mean Seenus, I was out with Bill's wife, and he Seenus.

by Ken Gman March 4, 2008

sexcuse

When someone makes bad excuses to come over and hook up

"you're just making sexcuses to come over"

by koolaide guy April 14, 2010

sexcuses

excuses females make to get out of having sex or any kind of four play

this is one of the most commonly used sexcuses "im on my period and i have lock jaw so i cant give you head"

by kam314 December 27, 2009

sescussion

a discussion you have with yourself by yourself

noun: sescussion
verb: sescussing
adverb: sescussed

"He was sitting in his room with a thoughtful expression on his face while he had a sescussion whether or not britney spears 'hit me, baby, one more time' should be on his sexy time playlist."

by red hair babe September 12, 2017

secus

the dirtiest sluttiest little skanks you will ever see, they are a group of people who just love to fuck/get fucked and pumped full of hot cum

im a part of the secus group and in desperate need of your juicy veiny cock inside of my tight ass

by dirtylittlecumslut July 4, 2023