WarOwl's Second Law of Counter Strike states that any sufficiently advanced skill is indistinguishable from a cheat.
Guy 1: HOLY CRAP I JUST DOMED THAT GUY IN THE HEAD! I DIDN'T EVEN REALIZE IT!
Guy 2: Welcome to WarOwl's Second Law of Counter Strike.
Guy 2: Welcome to WarOwl's Second Law of Counter Strike.
by Docanon February 11, 2021


"What on earth do you mean they're calling themselves 'Sigma Males'?"
"Murphy's second law. They exist."
"Murphy's second law. They exist."
by waddlemarco June 30, 2021

Spouse's second-cousin's spouse.
My co-second-cousin-in-law is a good person.
by JAMP12 September 21, 2021

step-second-cousin-in-law.
by Simaduria July 27, 2024

second-cousin-in-law.
by Simaduria July 27, 2024

Jake Piper's second law requires a bit of thinking.
Infinitely accurate time.
So time could be e^3 days, etc.
Infinitely accurate time.
So time could be e^3 days, etc.
Perry: "Yo, what's the time right now?"
James: "Oh, five Pi seconds past 12."
Perry: "Wait, that's way too accurate, right?"
James: "Come on man, use Jake Piper's second law"
James: "Oh, five Pi seconds past 12."
Perry: "Wait, that's way too accurate, right?"
James: "Come on man, use Jake Piper's second law"
by unitybacon October 13, 2020
