Senatard

An especially dim-witted member of the United States Senate.

Senatard James Inhofe (R-OK). Inhofe is best known for his categorical claim that global warming is “the greatest hoax ever perpetrated on the American people”—a rhetorical flourish he recently refined by likening climate change theories to Nazi propaganda.

Senatard Conrad Burns (R-MT). Casting his myopic gaze toward terrorism this summer, Burns offered a helpful clue to law enforcement officials: Be wary of “faceless” Arabs who “drive taxicabs by day and kill at night.” But this minor bit of sociological skylarking actually represents progress, of sorts, considering his 1999 outburst blaming “ragheads” for rising gas prices and additional episodes in 1994 in which he delivered a casual joke from the podium about “niggers” and told another audience that living in Washington with so many blacks “is quite a challenge.”

Giving credit where credit is due, these examples were gleaned from the Pandagon blogging site.

by Karl Skarr October 9, 2009

seatard

retard at sea;

a pirate's prison bitch

That guy is such a seatard.

That seatard forgot the ice.

by capn jac February 21, 2010

seatard

A word used to describe someone who laughs so hard that he/she fails to make any sound, and starts wheezing.

O my god, my joke made Casey laugh like a seatard!

by the_weirdo May 31, 2014

seatard

An individual who exhibits profound stupidity, incompetence, idiocy or lack of common sense on the water, in a boat, a kayak, or other watercraft. A dumb boater.

Did you see that seatard crash into that buoy?

by boatsmith July 12, 2017