dirty seamus

man who fucks dudes in the ass and then rubs peanut butter on another dude’s nipple just to lick it off

did you see the way i dirty seamus that guy yesterday

by doobskiez November 14, 2025

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IM SAMUS DAY

Every thurday is celebrated with pushing random people followed by yelling IM SAMUS!!

A Normal Im Samus Day....
I was walking down the street and this guy looked at my funny and it just so happend to be a thursday, so i ran up on him pushed him over and yelled IM SAMUS!

by dariusbthebest July 13, 2011

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Shamus Dodd

A little girl who has terrific booties, Plays among us and likes the rain. Loves pickles and dancing with millisen adams

Look its Shamus Dodd " Go touch the rain"

by Ak47_22/09/22 August 20, 2022

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Dark Samus is the evil counterpart of Samus Aran from the Gamecube game Metroid Prime 2 Echoes. After defeating the Metroid Prime in the first Metroid Prime game, the Metroid Prime absorbs your phazon suit and then explodes; from the remnants of the it's body, the Metroid Prime is reborn in the form of Dark Samus. Samus first meets Dark Samus on a planet called Aether. Aether is a planet in the Dasha region that has been hit by a meteor that devastates the planet and dimensionally splits it into two, Light Aether and Dark Aether. I believe Dark Samus was able to reach Aether by traveling on or in the meteor that hit Aether, just as the Metroid Prime did in the first game. Dark Samus has a bitter hatred for Samus the second she lays eyes on her, and they become mortal enemies throughout the game. Dark Samus craves Phazon energy so she can regenerate to her full power again and will destroy anything that stands in her way. Dark Samus uses Phazon based weaponry and can split and reassemble her body short of complete atomic disruption, making it nearly impossible to kill her.

I just got my ass whipped by Dark Samus again

by CloudScorpion December 18, 2005