johnny segment

One who does not finish stories told.

Who are you dishing out stories in chunks? , Johnny Segment!

by Stephen Lee (Mighty Boosh Quote) April 27, 2006

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External secant segment

An external secant segment is an obscure math term that sounds like you're describing a retarded piece of shit. Call someone this if they're being extremely fake and gay

External secant segment: 🅱️eter

retard: shut up secant

by external secant segment November 3, 2018

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seamen demon

A female (or possibly male) who is so ho'ish, that basically will gargle your seamen (makeing the demon noise)

So I blew my wad, and that Seamen Demon caught it like the Toronto Blue Jays, RAwR!

by Groda Lotsapot September 12, 2008

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seamen sipper

a female who likes fill to her mouth with sperm after blowing a man and letting it drip down her throat slowly usually while the male watches with great excitement.

I really liked Jessica she was such a seamen sipper.

by markass May 3, 2006

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Sement

The blockage that is created by dried semen on the tip of your dick after sex.

You wake up at 3:00am to drop a line after dozing off after sex, and the urine gets blocked for a moment by the sement and then bursts out like a geyser (which kinda hurts).

by CiscoKid85 January 15, 2011

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