clubbing the baby seal

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i walked into jeffs room and he was clubbing the baby seal and i was all like thats distugusting

clubbing the baby seal by snow4fun April 6, 2011

Sealclubbing 

Bludgeoning someone over the head with a small bat in order to help them sleep.

I ran out of Nyquil and can't sleep. Can you sealclub me honey?

Sealclubbing.

Sealclubbing by Vulch5 October 29, 2015