penis lord of scum

Drunken horny loser who thinks he's a babe magnet.

Arises when you mistakenly think the women are interested in you because YOU are drunk (and they are not impressed)

Also, when the beer has made you hyper, and you cannot stop moving/dancing/laughing at every stupid thing. This is the stage where cows get tipped, stuff gets broken, neighbors complain and you get thrown out of public places.

1-Radar was totally in Penis Lord of Scum-mode after swilling trashcan punch at the aloha party, and we have pictures

2-"I am the Penis Lord of Scum. Kneel before me" (said to bikin clad baes momenst before their boyfriends throw you off a balcony)

by Messenger Puppet June 21, 2004

Scrub Lorde

A FUCKING dick chomping, gay, fag that should kill itself

Adam Johnson is a scrub lorde

by the-reala-nigga June 13, 2016

Scumlord

someone who plays really bad and still wins because of his luck, but thinks he/she is actually good

"There are no tinted rocks here"-Scumlord

still 50 streak wins

by EljovenAleman June 15, 2015

Scrublord

A Scrublord is a person that is extremely bad at a multiplayer game (e.g. Call of Duty: Black Ops 2). There hobbies might include raging at every death, blaming deaths on lag and greasy controllers, choking nuclears, and overall a dumbass.

Tyler: Hey guys, I'm ready to play league play!
Ian: Oh look, the Scrublord is here!

Tyler: GOD DAMN IT, I CHOKED THE VSAT BECAUSE OF THE LAG, MY CONTROLLER BEING GREASY, AND MY BROTHER JUMPED IN MY CHAIR!!! JFL:JKLJFKLJDKLFJKLDJFKDFNSDAKLNFSJFHSJDA!!!
Ian: Tyler, you don't have a kill and your host...

by Speegie August 4, 2014

Scrublord

In online gaming a scrublord will tend to create their own "moral rules" by which they believe others should play. They will generally make judgement calls about other peoples sanity, mental health, life chances, family history and social connectedness based purely on how closely they adhere to these moral rules.
These rules are often formed under the guise of "honour" or "fair play". They also may include statements such as "I only play for fun" or "I don't care, it's just a game".

Mr Doodles: Hey there kiddo, want to have a honourable one versus one duel to see whom out of us in the finer gentleman?
Scrublord: Why yes, yes I do. May our duel be honourable!
100 of Mr Doodles friends jump out and tear the shit out of the Scrublord
Scrublord: WTF THIS IS NOT FAIR YOU HAVE NO HONOUR YOU MUST BE A 8 YEAR OLD KID WITH NO FRIENDS AND YOUR PARENTS HATE YOU THIS IS JUST A GAME I DON'T EVEN CARE AND I'M NOT EVEN CRYING IRL RIGHT NOW, HONESTLY, I'M NOT.

by Warrio September 12, 2009

Cheeky Scrublord

(Similar to "cheeky cunt") A person whom is extremely cheeky and is referred to by his elders as a "scrublord" because he smells bad. This term is commonly used in the channel trailer of "snipars" on YouTube.

Peace out, cheeky scrublords.

by Ramsworth Henningway June 11, 2014

Scrublord

A reference to Ross O'Donovan's threat to a hater

Hater: Ross is so fucking stupid, anyone else want to fucking kill him?
RubberNinja (Ross O'Donovan): Come at me scrublord, I'm ripped.

by xmidnightwriterx August 7, 2016