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Futures Scripture

Future’s wisdom about how to treat women that is to be followed like the Bible.

“Ride for the bros, lie to your hoes”
“The only way ima trip over a bitch is if she sleeping on the floor
“Don’t be her therapist- be the reason why she sees one”
“Treat her like dirt, and she will stick like mud”
She caught you cheating and you forgave her??Maaaaan you need to go study Futures Scripture
by DJ Gello January 15, 2021
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SCRIPTURE RIGGING

Using Scripture to push a false agenda and/or false narrative. Typically seen when a church or pastor is going through a scandal. They blame the devil, persecution, or conspiracy. This also happens during a church slump.
Pastor Juanita Bynum routinely uses 'Scripture Rigging' when faced with controversy.
by MADGUNS FOREVER™ January 23, 2017
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Scripture skank

A person (usually female) who takes a passage of the bible and applies it to their lower back as a tattoo.
"I thought it was just a run of the mill tramp stamp but then I looked closer and saw she was a scripture skank and I knew God had made her just for me."
by pyralis35 November 26, 2011
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Scripture Spitter

(n) A person who quotes scriptures to show off their knowledge and ability to memorize. They usually scripture spit when somebody is feeling down instead of actually listening to the person. It is usually done in a very judgmental and flippant manner.
Meryl quoted scripture to me when I informed her of my mother's death. She's such a mean, rotten judgmental scripture spitter.
by lorelei91 August 12, 2015
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holy glo scriptures

Similar but better then the christian bible, this holy book has 300 pages in it, but over 300 scriptures exist. The book is extremely holy and if anything were to happen to it, bad luck shall plague the atheist. It holds many secrets of the ancient glo gangs and its history and prophecies.
by bastian farivar May 6, 2022
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sola scriptura

An unbiblical doctrine that is ironically meant to say the bible is the only authority.

Contradicts 1 Tim 3:15 and every other biblical doctrine and teaching.
Yes but that contradicts sola scriptura, and I interpet this unbiblical doctrine as biblical bro!
by Steve Wilson 105 November 30, 2016
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scripture

by Antinous September 29, 2003
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