Schucki

The act of shitting and missing the toilet, or shitting in an area where you shouldn't

I was so drunk last night that I fell off the toilet and did a schucki on the bathroom floor.

by Spubman July 16, 2019

schmuckturd

*pronounced*<sh-muck-turd>
literally a person is a dickhead and a shithead at the same time.
Generally this person also tends to have a short fuse and the inability to speak normally

PERSON 1: *drawing on board* "hey, look at my drawings of the pickleboys!"
PERSON 2: *shakes head in shame* *erases board*
PERSON 1: *freaks out and murders PERSON 2*
PERSON 3: "whoa, what a schmuckturd"

by PieCrustEater January 26, 2019

schmuckbait

Use it for catching the biggest schmuck in the world, (Donald Trump). Put it on a hook, cast your line out anywhere.

He's a royal schmuckbait.

by Murray Haldanish September 17, 2019

Schnückem

NOUN or ADJECTIVE; A cute pet name for girl when you consider her to be the most beautiful person in the world. Often used between young couples.
Not to be confused with schnuckems.

Hey schnückem... -or- Chrissie is my little schnückem pi...

by DTR11 August 4, 2009

Schmuck

A stupid fool who does silly things.

Max, what the fuck are you doing you schmuck!

by lebronisgoat October 29, 2018

schmuckaluck

an individual possessing high amounts of the traits of a schmuck; a schmuck of considerable stature.

Jeez, sandals with socks AND a fanny pack? What a schmuckaluck.

by Jeff Blauser March 8, 2009

Shush you schmuck

An example of Niko and Chunkz telling people to be quiet for waffling

Niko ‘shush you schmuck’

by Callum A November 30, 2019