schlockmeister

A purveyor of cheap, low-quality goods.

Judy, where did you buy that crummy blouse?

I got it over at Benny's Dry Goods.

That Benny is a real schlockmeister!

by Tuna Wanda May 22, 2005

Schlock

(shlok) schlocked, schlock*y, schlock*ish

Origin: 1910-15 Yiddish word 'shlak'

-adjective
1. Something that lacks integrity or truth. A lie.
-noun
2. An object that holds little or no value.

1. Daniel: "Thanks man...I'll pay you back as soon as I can!"
David: "What a load of schlock!"
2. Daniel: "What do you think about Britney Spears' new album?"
David: "Its a worthless piece of scholck, that's what I think!"

by Mr.3d PHD March 7, 2008

schlock ball

A game involving the throwing of wet tennis balls against other people's backs thus making the sound schlock.

Person A: let's have a game of schlock ball.
Person B: Fuck Off!

by The WordMaster May 24, 2003

schlocky

Of inferior quality or junky.

If you buy a tool that says "made in China", be assured it is schlocky.

by harry flashman July 25, 2003

Schlock Mercenary

1. Noun: Anyone who produces crummy work for pay. Television script-writers are often denigrated with this term.

2. Proper Noun: A webcomicfeaturing a band of mercenaries in the 31st century (www.schlockmercenary.com).

1. Hollywood is full of schlock mercenaries.

2. My favorite webcomics are "Schlock Mercenary" and "Sluggy Freelance"

by Howard Tayler November 24, 2003

schlock rock

Corporate radio friendly music of low quality, often intended for adolescent males.

KBPI radio played nothing but schlock rock like Nickelback and the new Metallica until I was bored enough to switch to the am dial.

by lurker39 March 5, 2010

Schlock

To eat or drink something extremely fast.

Emmanuel just schlocked the entire buford. Talan just shclocked a four-loko in one shot.

by Bubba House September 3, 2019