schload

shit load -- see shload

There's a schload of calories in this steak, egg, and cheese biscuit!

by Stealth Rabbi February 26, 2005

schloaked

when a guy's small penis gets soaked with water

oh man, my schlong/schlort got schloaked yesterday!!

by k8ster April 3, 2009

Schleaffe

1) A man of missfortune.
2) A torso man
3) To work ones mobile both effortlessly and with zaaz
4) Cannot swim
5) Interchangeable with use of lyrics i.e. "Tonight's not gonna be Schleaffe's night"
6) To undergo a stage by stage metamorphis throughout a night. a) Hyped b) Horny c) Sleepy d) Rage

Look. The Scheaffe is asleep. Lets cap him.

Some say I am The Schleaffe.

Blame it on The Schleaffe

Is The Schleaffe coming?

by OldDoobs September 8, 2010

Schloofengirth

(Verb)The act of cupping and gently massaging your buddy's balls

I was going for a jog, when all of a sudden, my buddy schloofengirthed the hell out of me!

by Jmehllymehl April 23, 2013

schlafke

The coolest German last name there is

Hey have you heard of Hudson Schlafke

by Hudsob_Fishfeet June 9, 2018

schload

a choad over 5 inches. schload

that kid has a huge schload

by i eat food adobo March 11, 2009

Schlafling

Schlafling (verb) – Silently holding a reprehensible opinion, because you know that opinion makes you a garbage human and you don’t want anyone to know what a garbage human you are.

“I think my boss voted for Trump, but he won’t admit it. He’s schlafling.”

by NotReallyMaeWest December 1, 2016