a person that is believed to have schizophrenic and epileptic reactions at the same time. These people react similar to those that inhale acetylene and stick finger in light socket simultaneously.
They asks you to take their picture and they keep moving around unintentionally so you can't focus the lens and snap the fuckin shot. The only way to take the picture is with extreme measures of violence.
"Can you take my picture?"
"Sure"
"Just stand still right there and smile."
"One,Two, ..........will you hold the fuck still?" (this repeats about 4 times min.)
"Seriously I think you may want to see the doctor about your schizoleptic issues ya fucktard.
"Can you take my picture?"
"Sure"
"Just stand still right there and smile."
"One,Two, ..........will you hold the fuck still?" (this repeats about 4 times min.)
"Seriously I think you may want to see the doctor about your schizoleptic issues ya fucktard.
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Schiol is a derivative of the name Schmid. It refers to the son of an oligarchen, in addition, he often seems stupid because of countless idiotic statements!
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Get the Schiol mug.Schiol is a derivative of the word Schmid. The derivation was due to inaccurate handwriting. Schiol himselfe gained popularity throught his vater who is a noodle oligarch. For that reson he is known as the son of an oligarch. Schiol character can be described as dull and stupid. But most importanly he is a nice person which is often really stupid. He also has similarity to several animals such as monkey, grinches and t-rexes.
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They are All present In his head because he is heavily abusing unforeseen amounts of illegal research peptides, self manufactured bathtub steroids and his grandmas insulin.
They are All present In his head because he is heavily abusing unforeseen amounts of illegal research peptides, self manufactured bathtub steroids and his grandmas insulin.
Her: those visions again? It’s all in your head. Babe, come over, I’m home alone.
Schizolifter: Ohh how I wish it were that easy Stacy, I have consumed Supra physiological amounts of Cambodian research peptides and I am currently shifting between multiverses now (AS THE VERY REAL VOICES IN MY HEAD ARE TELLING ME) , you wouldn’t understand
Schizolifter: Ohh how I wish it were that easy Stacy, I have consumed Supra physiological amounts of Cambodian research peptides and I am currently shifting between multiverses now (AS THE VERY REAL VOICES IN MY HEAD ARE TELLING ME) , you wouldn’t understand
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