Schrindog

An annoying cunt from Brisbane, Australia.

Just got another useless newsletter from Schrindog.

by minisocks November 2, 2022

Subfriend

Someone who is more than an acquaintance, but less than a friend. Usually someone you share a mutual friend with, but are never invited to hang out with them and your mutual friend.

Hey, did you hang out with everyone from high school during break?
Nah, they all triflin' subfriends smh.

acquaintance friend subfriend fake friend petty high schoolers petty college freshman high schoolers college freshman

by Igotucuz February 28, 2016

Soyfriend

A man that used to be a boyfriend, until another man punches his girlfriend in the face and the now soyfriend didn't do jack shit about it.

Dude, did you see that girls boyfriend let that other man just punch her in the face like that?
He her soyfriend now.

by VerboseRaven October 28, 2021

Soyfriend

A man that is young enough/old enough to be both son and boyfriend to an older woman.

She is 40 and her soyfriend is 19.

by Lstmimrbles October 3, 2016

shriend

What you call a friend, It is a mixture of friend and shitty.

"What's up shriend?" said Scott "When did you get out of jail."

by Hewhocantshutup October 7, 2015

Subfriend

A friend, who is also a Submissive human being and is more than willing to do anything to please. Can be equated to a friend with benefits, a subfriend is usually only a subfriend to one person.

Not to be confused as a lesser friend. A subfriend will be a friend when needed, and take abuse when required, and give anything they can to make a friend happy.

David is an old friend, but when times are tough I prefer to talk to dray who is my subfriend, he would literally do anything for me..

by Anon233353 September 30, 2021

schrindog

When you dip your wang in the brown Brisbane river and go ham at a hot dog bun until you collapse.

I might go and schrindog under the bridge tonight

by Brisbanter November 2, 2022