Shlubism

The religion of shlubs. These obese people's religion is all about being obese and lazy. They worship lions (who sleep for 20 hours a day and have sex really often) and donkeys (this refers to the biblical use of the word "ass"). Their holy places involve tv rooms, couches and lazy boys. The population of shlubs are increasing dratically in North America (United States) and are virtually non existant in other continents. Congradulations! you know what shlubism is!

"I'm going to go worship mules on my couch," says Charles.
"Oh. You must be a practicer of shlubism," says Ranger F-C.
"Yes I am!" says Charles

by Ranger F-C April 12, 2007

sclubism

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noun...
1... the act of clubbing in the slums...
2... or the act of being clubbed in the slums...
causing major loss of motor skills or the equivalence recieved...
3... making no sense whatsoever while trying to communicate...

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"The sclubism in this part of town is deplorable."...

"Look at that poor man, I wonder if he suffers from sclubism."...

"Your sclubism is hendering my path of understanding what you've
written."... :p

by stevonez July 1, 2007

shabism

A philosophical term for people that are both stupid as fuck and smart as fuck at the same time. Refers to the group of people that can switch from intelligent to extreme stupidity.

best example of shabism - "There so no meaning of life, nothing and everything matters, our problem is so hard to see among the problems human are facing. But btw, is math related to science?"

by ssscarlet March 28, 2021

Scrubisme

A term used to describe definitives in the aspect of shoe stealing, Precarious words or Star wars references

Man, I sure hope nothing happens with me and scrubisme. I hate the idea of scrubisme

by The realest real April 3, 2022