saved game

Used to denote a single parent with children, typically a woman but can be used to describe men, albeit very rarely does it get used to refer to men due to the judicial system and custodial law. The term originated loosely from the gaming community to refer to a saved game as a potentially corrupted file, ruined playthrough, etc. This phrase was coined due to the ability of a single-parent to corrupt and outright take advantage, most notably financially and emotionally their respective childless partner. Also supports the notion that a lot of childless people see saved games as damaged goods. Very often used in MGTOW community

Sonia is such a 4 x 4, she has 4 kids by 4 different fathers. That's why i don't mess around with saved games my G!

by Lance321 November 14, 2019

Saved by the bowl

To make it to a toilet when you need to go, but just barely.

Dude, that Mexican food didn't sit well, but it's all right because I was saved by the bowl.

by geniusonwheels November 7, 2011

Saved It!

The act of grabbing something after it hits the ground, and exclaiming "Saved It!"

*Drops mouse on the ground "Saved It!"

by Dropped the mouse March 26, 2015

Saved by the hair on your ass

When you are saved from something bad solely due to the timing of another event.

"You forgot to bring your lunch today? Lucky for you our class is having a pizza party. You got saved by the hair on your ass."

by trevmation September 13, 2015

saved-my-ass

1.
a. To rescue from harm, danger, or loss.

b. To set free from the consequences of sin; redeem.

2. To keep in a safe condition; safeguard.

The term was derived from a true story surrounding an assassination attempt on a member of a Scottish family based in the Glasgow area with Celtic connections.

The hitman missed his intended target when he failed to take account of the subjects poor fitness when running.

The resultant shot landed in the calf area and not the ass where he had been paid to land his shot.

The hitman was never paid, the subject lived on to continue his simple existence and a new slang phrase was born.... You "saved-my-ass".

by TheCopaKing October 26, 2013

saved by the bellhorn

An awesome message board with awesome people who talk Sox and talk about really cool stuff.

Since I was saved by the bellhorn in 2004 I now visit www.savedbythebellhorn.com. It makes my day awesome.

by trotdaubach November 22, 2010

Saved By The Bell

"Saved by the Bell"

1) A situation where someone is in a situation which they dislike, and then something external to that situation happens which, subsequently, gets the person in that situation out of it. Usually just in time.

2) Cheesy 80's sitcom based in an All-American High School setting.

1)
BOSS: "Miranda, after you've filed those reports I gave you, I want you to come into my office and lick my scrotum."
MIRANDA: "But Sir, I'm on overtime alrea--"
BOSS: "DON'T ARGUE WITH ME, BITCH."
<enter; boss's boss>
BOSS'S BOSS: "BOSS, I'd like to see you in my office, please."
<exit; boss and boss's boss>
MIRANDA: "Phew, 'saved by the bell' I guess."

2)
GEEK: "Hey Jeremy, wanna come to my house after school n watch 'Saved by the Bell'?"
JEREMY: "Fuck you, geek. My dick has an appointment with my girlfriend's throat. Seeya!"

by Stuart Fletcher November 6, 2004