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sanitarium

Joey went mad and got sent off to the sanitarium last week.
by Bonez November 17, 2003
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sanitarium

have u heard sanitarium of metallica?
by Michy March 29, 2005
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sanitary engineer

Sanitary engineer sounds better than what it is ain't it?
by BDdd December 27, 2007
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sanitarium

1. An institution for the treatment of chronic diseases or for medically supervised recuperation.
2. A resort for improvement or maintenance of health, especially for convalescents.
He was sent to a sanitarium, where he could recieve better care.
by Kerberos375 March 22, 2004
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sanitary napkins

Sanitary napkins are used by girls during their monthly period so their blood wont scatter in their underwear. It can be in any sizes.
"I'm gonna buy some sanitary napkins, my monthly period is going to occur.. Maybe next week."
by AnimeDaisuki17 June 18, 2014
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Sanitary towel

Things that us girls have to wear on our periods.
They have the most horrifically embarassing adverts, one of them involves a sanitary towel on a bucking bronco, and another on a rollercoaster.
Eeem, is that a sanitary towel? On a ROLLERCOASTER?
by Cucucji February 21, 2011
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Sanitary Supply Shortage

The ultimate downfall of mankind. The Sanitary Supply Shortage, refers to a shortage in the availability of toilet paper, tissues, paper towels, or in some cases, even leaves.

Whether it's a glance at the empty roll when finishing up on the toilet seat, or an empty tissue box after excessive masturbation, a Sanitary Supply Shortage, will induce panic in even the most prominent of males.
Examples of Sanitary Supply Shortages:

Jimmy thought he would save time by doing his business in the forest. It wasn't until later, that he realised, he had forgotten to logically calculate, that it was winter time, and the trees had already shed their leaves.

Scott reached out to his tissue box to begin the cleanup, but instead of being greeted by the warm feel of an abundance of papery goodness; he felt cold card, it was at this point he knew, he would have to direct his search towards the trash can, for second hand sanitary supplies, were better than no sanitary supplies.
by Sampzky April 15, 2010
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