Catch phrase used by Mumfred the Magician on Sesame Street to cast his magic trick spells, in lieu of Ala-kazam or Presto
Ala Peanut Butter Sandwiches! (much smoke ensues and a horse appears with a chicken head, children discuss)
by J. Mo August 27, 2003
Get the Ala Peanut Butter Sandwiches mug.Someone who is not altogether in the mental sense; nevertheless someone who can be considered a blundering dumbass.
Dude 1: Why is that guy rolling little pieces of crap into shapes?
Dude 2: I believe he is "a few sandwiches short of a picnic" better let him be.
Dude 2: I believe he is "a few sandwiches short of a picnic" better let him be.
by Nameless Here Forevermore July 16, 2008
Get the a few sandwiches short of a picnic mug."I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester," is the definitive, empirically tested retort which wins an argument forever, and for which no come back is possible.
Edbogard: .. and so I think that Sartre was essentially in error when he mistook the homology between ontogeny and...
Pasco: Arrgh! I can't take it any more! I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester!
Edbogard: I...
*thud*
Pasco: Arrgh! I can't take it any more! I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester!
Edbogard: I...
*thud*
by scodder November 15, 2012
Get the I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester mug.An act involving 3 things, or 3 persons, in which the first 2 on each end "crush" the one in the center.
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Get the pork chop sandwiches mug.by Michael Oakes September 4, 2005
Get the Porkchop Sandwiches mug.When your so blonkered off the weed that you think your a sandwich. Zoot sandwiched is the ultimate version of high that can only be accomplished through 7 blunts.
“Bro! Last night Steve was so croinked off the dabs, he thought he was a sandwich!” “Yeah bro, man was zoot sandwiched”
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