Tuna Salad Sandwich 

The act of smearing mayonnaise in a skank's butt crack,
followed by simultaneously squeezing her ass cheeks together while licking out the mayo from back to front, culminating in an explosion of creamy tuna goodness. Celery optional.

Yesterday I was horny and hungry, so your mom and I shared a Tuna Salad Sandwich.

Tuna Salad Sandwich by Charlie Da' Tuna September 30, 2010

Idiot-salad Sandwich 

A spinoff of chef Gordon Ramsey’s world favorite ‘idiot sandwich’ that has additional nutritional value thanks to the salad part.

CANNIBAL in a remote location: Hey look over there at those two Crackers! They’d sure make a good idiot-salad sandwich with some Leafy greens!

Idiot-salad Sandwich by AlsoTwenty2 February 4, 2022

roflmao and salad sandwich 

a well rounded serving of laughter

"wow that part time pirate just slipped on a banana peel into a pool of bad-tempered mutated sea bass equipped with lazers"

"lol! omg! roflmao and salad sandwich!!!1!11"

roflmao and salad sandwich by rocktard November 11, 2008

Mazur Salad Sandwich Deluxe 

Getting a mayonnaise packet inserted in your ass while a female shoves a handful of generic mac and cheese up your ass as well.

This bitch gave me a Mazur Salad Sandwich deluxe behind the school

Mazur Salad Sandwich Deluxe by Ronjermeysdentist October 29, 2011

Egg Salad Sandwich 

(n) the product of ejaculating a hefty amount jizz on some broad's butthole with the intention of then rimming her out

Yo nigga, last night I made my girlfriend an egg salad sandwich, but then my dog got to it before I could...

Egg Salad Sandwich by RawsJoostin July 19, 2011

Nacho Salad Sandwich 

A sandwich that has chips, nacho cheese sauce, lettuces, tomato, meat, and bread.

"Shmilly, will you get me a nacho salad sandwich?!"
"Sure, wait whats a nacho salad sandwich?!"
"A sandwich with nacho salad in it, duh."

Nacho Salad Sandwich by shmammom July 14, 2009

chicken salad sandwich 

shredded or chopped chicken mixed with mayo/miracle whip and often includes grapes, walnuts, apples, celery, along with many other things... as well as a variety of spices --best served on a sub roll or on wheat bread

...sadly Cousin's Subs only carries them in the summer and Subway and Jimmy John's doesn't at all. But Panera delivers a delicious sandwich!

Lovers of these delicious sandwiches pray for others to catch on to their obession.

Customer: "I'll take a chicken salad sandwich"
Cashier: "We don't carry those yet"
Customer: *sniffle* *cry* :(

chicken salad sandwich by laxrugby15 June 29, 2008