Sal Vulcano

Tonight's Big Loser

Murr: Sal Vulcano, you're Tonight's Big Loser
Sal: Fuck

by The Slavic Squater January 14, 2019

sal lobiondo III

A joke

Don't be such a Sal Lobiondo III.

by dfkjhgkjfdhkdjkdf January 24, 2015

sal fisher

main character in the indie game, sally face. the coolest.

A: I love Sally Face, Sal Fisher is my favourite.
B: Same, he’s very cash money.

by v0cal0id March 7, 2021

Sal Maneuver

The process in which you press down on your penile shaft after you get to the "half-chub" stage to increase blood flow and erectile activity into the penis. This method is strategic when you are feeling too tired to bone, suffering from old age, low testosterone, erectile dysfunction, or erectile tissue malfunctions due to overuse synthetic steroidal intake. Once you press down firmly enough, you will soon feel a rush of adrenaline from the Salwasser Gods and you may then proceed to thrash any and every vaginal tissue in sight. Please proceed with caution once attempting this maneuver

(CAUTION: DO NOT USE IF UNDER THE AGE OF 35, SERIOUS HYPER-ERECTILE INJURIES CAN OCCUR)

Wife: Honey, I just got home late and I am ready to straddle you like the good old days

Husband: babe, I'm really tired, and haven't even got near the quarter-chub stage in months

Wife: Remember the Sal maneuver?

Husband: That's it! Exactly what I needed!

*Husband feels young again and begins to thrash Wife*

by Sal Maneuver October 20, 2014

Sal Si Puedes

Also referred to as East Side San Jose. Sal Si Puedes is an old barrio in the East Side of San Jose. This neighborhood use to stretch from San Antonio St. to Ocala ave, and jackson ave to the 101 highway. Sal Si Puedes was a violent neighborhood that started all the way back since the 1940's during the "Pachuco Era" or until this date that is remembered. This neighbordhood was home to famous people such as "Cesar Chavez" and legendary Oldies & soul artist Clifford Coulter. Sal Si Puedes is sometimes referred to the whole East Side of San Jose, in which the East Side was only as big as the radius mentioned back before the 1960s. The name is hardly used and recognized today in which the neighborhood is more simply known as the "Story and King" radius or "El Corazon." Clifford Coulter made songs about the neighborhood such as "Sal Si puedes" "East Side San Jose" and "Alum Rock Park." Cesar Chavez started his movement in this neighborhood, and wrote a book called "Sal Si Puedes (Escape If You Can)"

Sal Si Puedes was the name of the barrio in what is now known as East Side San Jose or ESSJ

Sal Si Puedes in english is "Escape if you Can" in which East San Jose is the most active side of the city of San Jose.

by mrchicano December 20, 2009

sal tlay ka siti

"Salt Lake City" (a city in the American state of Utah) as humorously pronounced by the Ugandan character Nabulungi in Trey Parker and Matt Stone's Broadway musical The Book of Mormon.

Sal Tlay Ka Siti/The most perfect place on Earth/Where flies don’t bite your eyeballs/and human life has worth/It isn’t a place of fairy tales, it’s as real as it can be/A land where evil doesn’t exist/Sal Tlay Ka Siti.

by Vennn July 25, 2011

Uncle Sal

A family member who is dirty and rude. He cant be left alone with teenage girls in a room. But you still invite him to a family get together, just to be nice.

Dont leave uncle sal alone with the girls.

by Allme15 September 30, 2013