Ryanair 

The one that always OOFS the landings

Pilot: Hey how was the landing.
Passenger: Well, you pretty much Ryanaired it.

Ryanair by PlanktonOOF April 27, 2018

Ryanair 

The airline in Europe that only hires pilots who cant land smoothly!

Bro you had such a Ryanair landing

Didn't know Emirates hired pilots from Ryanair

Ryanair by sna.planes November 14, 2022

ryanair 

The last flight of your life.

Bob: I will fly to Dublin on Ryanair!
Mary: Farewell, bob.
Bob: Bye, Mary. Hope to see you in the afterlife.
Mary: Thank you, Bob, consider using Ryanair to see me sooner!

Context: Bob is Mary's husband

ryanair by DaCuteRaccoon November 20, 2023

Ryanair 

A European ultra-low-cost airline with a hub in London Stansted and Dublin.

My Ryanair flight to Warsaw departed 20 minutes late.

Ryanair by rest-stop-999 April 18, 2024

Ryanair 

The one airline with the best record for not having any crashes or major incidents and not losing luggage. The airline that delays and cancels flights less often than any other. Also the airline with the most friendly, helpful and pleasant customer service. The hard landing is due to them using Boeing 737s which land firmer than other jets due to their short landing gear and that Ryanair fly to airports with shorter runways where a smooth landing might cause the plane to run off the end as it can’t slow down fast enough.

People bash Ryanair for landing hard, making passengers board by walking outside instead of using a jetway and not offering free food. But they don’t realise they fly to almost all of Europe for prices that can be less than a taxi journey these days.

Ryanair by smoking & vaping is for losers June 22, 2025

Ryanair Roulette 

When you're too tight to pay for seats together on Ryanair flights so you let Ryanair randomly allocate them to you so you play Ryanair Roulette!

On our recent flight to Amsterdam I played Ryanair Roulette and lost....my mate got to sit with the fitty with the titties while I got lumbered with the boulder with the odour

Ryanair Roulette by bulb85 October 6, 2017

Ryanair TM 

V: To be 10 years old and work for an airline ran by a 19 year old.

I work at Ryanair TM! Mel and I just had our first sex session!

Ryanair TM by MelSabharwal January 14, 2021