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Rutabaga Red

One of five basic turd colors. This turd ranges in color from a crimson red to deep burgundy. Where as a crimson turd could very well mean that you've busted a roid, a burgundy shade suggests the likelihood of your fondness for beets. This turd could easily be mistaken for menstrual flow or visa-versa.

Also see: Sweet Potatoe Orange, Mid-Night Brown, Jet Black, Jungle Green
Having eaten two cans of pickled beets, I was assured the presence of a Rutabaga Red the following morning.

She left her Rutabaga Red in the crapper for all the world to see.
by NCKnobster February 24, 2011
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Rutabaga Rocket

Another word to describe a double sharp in musical notation. Generally written as a small X on the staff.
“In a G sharp major scale the F is raised to a Rutabaga Rocket
by adv7 November 28, 2019
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Rutabaga Syndrome

A mental illness found mostly in Karens, it is the major cause of verbal abuse, anger, and wanting to speak with managers. There is no cure for Rutabaga Syndrome and will eventually be fatal, the only way to control the illness is to spray the person with a mixture of cat piss, pesticide, and rutabaga extract/juice, or calling the police. The common way to tell someone they are near someone with this illness is to use the term "Code 4747"
"Hey doc, whats wrong with that lady, she seemed like a total Karen"

"Ah yes, just another case of Rutabaga Syndrome, eventually fatal"
by Bendover1682 December 2, 2020
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scottish rutabaga

the scottish rutabaga is a reference previously used by earl to describe Mr. Skorich. Skorich IS the scottish rutabaga.
"you look like a scottish rutabaga"

they look like Mr. Scorich.
by the dark wolf May 6, 2014
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Rutabaga

The best friend and drawn companion of Ruti in the popular cartoon Chalkzone.
"Alright Rutabaga, let's go to the Chalkzone!"
by ChaosXYZ October 29, 2017
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doing rutabagas

the act of engaging in intercourse with an obese latina woman
"They were doing rutabagas dude."
by YeetyKid101 July 2, 2025
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Rutabaga

One word that will always leave a smile on your face when you say it rutabaga
Bro say rutabaga I guarantee you you'll be smiling afterwards
by Phil from Adobe Falls February 24, 2023
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