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The Rota

You may have thought that a meteor wiped out the dinosaurs. This is correct, but what isn’t common knowledge is that there was a certain artifact fused within the core of the meteor. As it collided with the ground below, it cracked like an egg and inside, lay perfectly intact: “The Rota”.

Etched in stone, “The Rota” had immense power. It gave all answers to modern civilisation, but more importantly gave the time of the Sue Davey 2021 Rota. Loljean, D to the S, RB and SRISH were the names of the mighty few who had powers beyond comprehension. With this, the dates were enscribed for each session with the finest diamond. Legend has it that anyone that touches this who aren’t the chosen ones will be punished.
Peter: I read this article about a meteor containing “The Rota”. Is this true?

Basil: Dont speak about “The Rota” here. We’ll get killed if we’re caught mentioning it.
by DF NERFS DID DIDDLY SQUAT October 7, 2021
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Rotato

When Tom Brady threw the potato, it became a rotato.
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Roseann

She'll be the best person you'll ever meet. Roseann is naturally a girls/woman's name. Loves to sleep, and loves chocolate.
Person 1: who is that?
Person 2: That is the one and only Roseann.
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Rotaved

A synonym for sauced, pwned, and owned.
Can be used as a verb : To rotave,
a noun: Rotavage,
and an adjective: rotavey

Pronounced: wrote-AVE-d
John: Jim, you're fat
Tom: ROTAVED !

-A monkey throws feces at Tom-
John: ROTAVED!!
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Rotating Dick Syndrome

When someones dick keeps on rotating ferociously.
Fuming: You have Rotating Dick Syndrome I saw it when you were fucking you mom
Faraj: The first part is true... not the second one...
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RoseAngel

Usually dark haired and dark eyed. A RoseAngel is a person who is daring, fun loving and extremely active. Though she may come off as snobby, she is truly just shy with people and takes her time getting to know someone but if she likes you then she will be the best friend you could ever have. Knowing a RoseAngel is a blessing in your life because once you get her out of her shell, she is a sweet, loving and caring person. Never doubt a RoseAngel's trust because no matter what, she always has your back. RoseAngel is the type of person who is impossible not to envy. With her perfection and sweet ways. She just has that X factor you dont find in any other girls! A really loving girlfriend who you could bring home to met your mother!(usually your whole family will fall in love with her then too) , she just has that effect on people, and she will always put a smile on your face no matter what mood your in! Also RoseAngel is the girl who makes your heart jump when she enters the room.

The girl who breaks it as she leaves.
Friend 1 : Woah Who's That?

Friend 2 : That's RoseAngel Duh.
by ANAHERE August 24, 2011
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Roseanne

- a caring, wonderful, and beautiful girl.
- very good-looking
- will do anything for anyone.
- always puts others first
- a great friend (you will never find a greater friend)
- people take her for granted

- funloving
- an all over awsome chick
- How hot is that chick!

- Yeah, she has the whole package!

- Her name must be Roseanne!
by love is the answer February 4, 2010
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