by gmduck94 July 27, 2018
Did you hear Misty. Talk about Shattering Rodents.
That concert last night was definitely Shattering Rodents.
That concert last night was definitely Shattering Rodents.
by Van-GuarD August 21, 2008
The unintended, slight protrusion of stool from the rectum when a bowel movement is pending and no restroom is readily available.
Chad: Man, do I gotta take a crap!
Ken: Really bad?
Chad: Uh yeah. I'm having a rodent nose!
Ken: Jeez!
Ken: Really bad?
Chad: Uh yeah. I'm having a rodent nose!
Ken: Jeez!
by Merkhead August 24, 2013
A game in which two men drown a hamster in their cum, then stick the hamster up one another's anus. Whoever can engulf the entire hamster first wins. The loser is left with a case of blue balls.
by Twentylynx July 23, 2018
A word meant to describe a beautiful human being. Word first used in context by the internet sensation Hoodielicious himself.
"Send nudes you disgusting rodent"
by untag February 18, 2015
A hand job where the person treats the genatalia like it is a small rodent it is afraid to hurt, or trying to calm down. The result is usually a mutual awkwardness for both parties or possibally a lawlrection.
guy one "dude i heard that chick jerked you off!"
guy two "no it was more like she was petting a scared rodent to calm it"
guy one "oh you mean a rodent job?"
guy two "no it was more like she was petting a scared rodent to calm it"
guy one "oh you mean a rodent job?"
by An Outstanding Citizen February 02, 2010
A synonym for punk-pop star Avril Lavigne, derived from her perpetually pissed-off demeanor, posturing, and facial expressions. Can also be used to describe any teenaged girl with similar attributes.
Avril Lavigne is an angry rodent.
by Sean Wilkinson January 28, 2003