Rodent

A small mammal that can be distinguished by it's belly hanging on the floor.

Look at that Rat, it's a little rodent!

by gmduck94 July 27, 2018

Shattering Rodents

An extremely loud noise. Made famous by independent rapper Lil BRG

Did you hear Misty. Talk about Shattering Rodents.

That concert last night was definitely Shattering Rodents.

by Van-GuarD October 15, 2008

A Rodent Nose

The unintended, slight protrusion of stool from the rectum when a bowel movement is pending and no restroom is readily available.

Chad: Man, do I gotta take a crap!
Ken: Really bad?
Chad: Uh yeah. I'm having a rodent nose!
Ken: Jeez!

by Merkhead August 25, 2013

Cum Rodent

A game in which two men drown a hamster in their cum, then stick the hamster up one another's anus. Whoever can engulf the entire hamster first wins. The loser is left with a case of blue balls.

Bro 1: Yo, down for some Cum Rodent?
Bro 2: Sure, but let's make it quick

by Twentylynx July 22, 2018

Disgusting Rodent

A word meant to describe a beautiful human being. Word first used in context by the internet sensation Hoodielicious himself.

"Send nudes you disgusting rodent"

by untag February 17, 2015

Rodent Job

A hand job where the person treats the genatalia like it is a small rodent it is afraid to hurt, or trying to calm down. The result is usually a mutual awkwardness for both parties or possibally a lawlrection.

guy one "dude i heard that chick jerked you off!"

guy two "no it was more like she was petting a scared rodent to calm it"

guy one "oh you mean a rodent job?"

by An Outstanding Citizen February 2, 2010

angry rodent

A synonym for punk-pop star Avril Lavigne, derived from her perpetually pissed-off demeanor, posturing, and facial expressions. Can also be used to describe any teenaged girl with similar attributes.

Avril Lavigne is an angry rodent.

by Sean Wilkinson January 27, 2003