Rodent

You mean “Rodent?” That duplicitous raw-dog, he gives new and sinister meaning to the term “twinning”.
“He’s so sweet! Any girl would be so lucky to have him as her guy!”

“Wait and watch. He’s a closet-rodent. Best to let that pack of deluded bullshit just scurry by. So sad though, he really thinks he’s something.”
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