i dont know what to search right now why the fuck am I on urbandictionary

When you are surfing Urban Dictionary and you reach the point of satisfaction where you've sufficed yourself with countless memes, crude humor, random slangs and whoever the fuck Samantha Mackenzie is and why she's so beautiful/amazing/etc... then you proceed to type this very sentence into the search box. You probably only wanted to search something like "I dont know what" or "I dont know what to search" which lead you to this post. Realize now that you are here, in this very point in space and time. Embrace it. Then continue to question what the fuck you're still doing on this page, and why you're still reading this.

Guy to self: "Alright, time to find out what a loli is!"

-stares blankly at screen-

Guy to self: "Wait, what was I.. ah, whatever!"

-proceeds to type out "i dont know what to search right now" and ends up on this very page, which autocompleted as "i dont know what to search right now why the fuck am I on urbandictionary" and had to be mentioned within this example because of Urban Dictionary guidelines-

by The Worlds Loneliest Man July 2, 2019

Kirito is always right foundation

The foundation dedicated to the undeniable fact that Kirito is always right

Kirito: *is right* oh shit I completely forgot
Asuna: What is it, did we miss something
Kirito: The Kirito is always right foundation, grand reopening
Asuna: *Stabs Kirito in eye*

by Evasive Radish May 14, 2015

right in front of my salad

a meme from a gay porn scene where two guys are fucking in front of a woman who is enjoying her salad. she responds with "are you serious? right in front of my salad?" it is used to express annoyance when someone is doing something totally inappropriate in front of your eyes.

"Are you seriously being transphobic? Right in front of my salad?"

by imahoeaf August 3, 2017

right your mother right

Chinese slang meaning "I strongly disagree".

Similarly you can apply this - your mother - pattern to almost all words. Parents may say "Go to bed. Play your mother play!" to express that they are seriously annoyed by the kid's staying late playing video games.

Alice: "He is right. Trump is indeed a gentleman."

Bob: "Right your mother right."

by TheTigerlily April 9, 2020

Because I'm a Catholic, right?

(N) When you're pushed to the corner during a debate or an argument, and you have no valid points to put across, you may use this slang to save your face and guilt your opponent. This is an important victim card in India.

Policemen caught Joe riding without license. They urged him to come to the nearby police station as punishment. Joe instead of accepting his crime, said : "you caught me Because I'm a Catholic, right?"

The policemen, feared of being called communal, let him go.

by Skrrrrrr234 October 9, 2018

ridetrials

1) Fucking someone so hard that you kill them and get put on trial for their murder.
bonus points: if you get a life sentence by shitting on their dead body

2) The act of inverting a penis and then proceeding to stroke to completion

1a) piss me off and I'll ridetrials you

1b) The jury determined she was guilty of ridetrials

1c) DEATH BY RIDETRIALS!

2) A - my dick is so sore
J - why what happened?
A - She ridetrialed me last night

by OfficialJudgeoftheUniverse February 15, 2021

Not always right

A Not Always Right customer is one that is 1. Trying to get something for nothing; 2. Abusing the employee for one reason or another (trying to get their own way, or for the fun of it); 3. Doesn’t realize they’re wrong

Please tell me all the reasons you like our competition better, I don't have more customers behind you or anything. #not always right

by Tortured retail employee March 23, 2012