retrowish

(WHRET-row-wish) n. the condition which can arrise if you fail to forward a chain email

Sue: "OMG. The instructions at the end of that stupid chain email said that I had to forward it to 10 people in the next 10 minutes or my wish would be cancelled."
Sally: "How many people did you send it to?"
Sue: "Uh, eight, I think. Now what?"
Sally: "Well then, I guess you will have yourself a retrowish."

by Nedd Ludd October 10, 2005

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retrocrush

(n.) A brief but intense infatuation with someone from the past, especially someone unattainable or inappropriate.

I have the hugest retrocrush on Marcia from the Brady Bunch! Yeah, I know the character is in high school and I'm in my fifties now, but hey, she was older than me when I was a kid. Don't judge me.

by chasfh711 April 23, 2016

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