ratrace

the office crowd, running like rats in the subway and the streets between 7.30-8.30 to get at their desks on time.

New York, dude! That's the biggest ratrace on this damn planet!

by Achilles Peklaris November 8, 2007

retracted turtle

retracted turtle- a fisting technique in which the whole fist is violently shoved into the anus, meant to look like a turtle in hiding

the opposite of a silent duck

"I heard the fat bulldyke gave Candice the retracted turtle," said Henry.

"The loose cunt probably couldn't feel it anyway," said Tom.

by drunkasswhore24 January 29, 2010

Retracting tortoise

A phrase used in response to somebody doing or saying something so unattractive, that the most mighty of erections would quickly shrivel to the size of an acorn. Very much like the head of a tortoise would retract within its shell.

"Dude, did you see Lucy eating that sausage and egg mcmuffin earlier?"
"Yeah man, she got mustard up her nose and proceeded to spoon it out and eat it, total retracting tortoise."

by Huuuuud September 23, 2012

The Retraction / Retractaballs

The involuntary retraction of the meat of the penis sometimes experienced during and/or after one enjoys a run of long distance; or in extreme conditions. This will often display itself in the form of an excessive presence of foreskin and as has been documented on many occasions an extreme pain experienced in the region of the gouch which can be aggrevated during an apres run shower.

The appearance is also know as 'the turtle neck', 'the flumrunner', 'the lost hot dog' and 'man down'

Symptoms:

An inability to pee straight
A disproportionately large ratio of foreskin to penis
Chaffing around the gouch or, if circumcised, the bell end
Bleeding in the shower if excessive

Cures:
Heat, through masturbation
Heat, through vagina
Heat, through fire

Definition of The Retraction / Retractaballs

"How far have you been today?" "Too far, I've got retractaballs..."

"Oooo, man, thats one hell of a retraction"

"Darren told me to take a look at his turtle neck the other day," "I wondered why...didn't expect him to start stretching his foreskin infront of me, though..."

"Shall we wake up your flumrunner"

"Who ate 'the last hot dog'..."

"Bravo One Two Zero, Over, We have a Man Down...Looks serious, emergency evac. needed."

by bigwillytom January 13, 2013

retrac

Is a boy who is very kind,funny, and amazing. If you have a Retrac never get rid of him because he is awesome and you will always love him. -Bobbie

Hey Retrac.
Oh... hey awesome nerd!!!

by Bobbie Fincannon May 16, 2018

Premature Retraculation

The act of immediately retracting one's dong into his pants upon urinating. The individual in question does not perform the obligatory shaking of the dong several times to remove any excess fluid from the urinary tract. In failing to do this, the individual often finds his boxers or briefs slightly damp as urine may trickle out for 5-7 seconds after the urination.

This tends to occur 20% of the time in 1 in 4 men.

Tim: Man, I think I may need a new pair of boxers before we hit the town tonight!
John: Oh classic premature retraculation!

by BlurMountain10 December 21, 2010

Retraded

A person whose parents traded them for another kid and their new parents traded them once more.

A: Johnny is such a rascal.
B: No wonder he's retraded.

by Cryru April 6, 2020