Retinal Clap

An eye infection.

Why does my eye hurt?

Dude, it looks like you got retinal clap.

by ThatDaltonDude December 28, 2009

Argus Retinal Prosthesis

A medical device designed to provide limited vision to individuals with severe retinal degenerative conditions.

So, does the Argus Retinal Prosthesis fix your retina or does it fix your retina, but your retinal disorder will come back after it wears off.

by Overall1728 September 23, 2023

Retin-A

A common creme used to treat acne. Mothers have discovered that it also helps with wrinkles. The issue is that mothers are unable to buy it through their issuance so they buy it “for” their teens and save hundreds of dollars.

Barbara: MoM i DoNt WaNT tO gO To tHE deRmaToLogISt

Mom: BARBARA, SHUT YO ASS UP AND GET IN THE CAR! THE ONLY REASON I HAVE WRINKLES IS BECAUSE OF YOU! YOU ARE SO UNGRATEFUL! WE ARE GETTING THE FUCKING RETIN-A!

Barbara: bUt mOm!!!!!

by ghostgirl August 1, 2019