The Great Recession

A major economic contraction which began in 2008. The Great Recession featured the collapse or nationalization of many banks and investment houses. Characterized by a torrent of panicky headlines from the bloodthirsty vultures in America's piss-yellow newsrooms, who tried their damnedest to make us all believe that this was the worst it's been "since the Great Depression."

The Great Recession was the best opportunity yet to rob the public purse in order to bail out the rich-ass hedge fund managers and their golfing buddies.

by rainbow coma February 6, 2009

Pussy Recession

A term used when a male has not had sex in at least six months (two successful quarters).

"Man, I need to get laid! I'm starting to slip into a pussy recession."

by mryou September 8, 2009

Regression Monkey

An academic whose research consists of the stata commands reg, ivregress, robust, and vce().

The term is a reference to the old adage, "Infinite monkey theorem", that a million monkeys randomly typing at a million typewriters would eventually produce Shakespeare. To understand the term, just replace typewriters with "computers with stata" and shakespeare with "insightful economics."

A Regression Monkey hitting keys at random on a computer with Stata for an infinite amount of time will almost surely type any given text, such as the complete works of insightful economics.

by Reg Monkey August 5, 2019

Pounding Recession

A general slowdown in Pounding (getting laid) Activity over a sustained period of time

Dan hasn't pounded hole in a few months due to this pounding recession that he is in.

by orlandobloomingonion November 15, 2009

Age Regression

Age regression is a coping mechanism used by people often with ptsd, anxiety, depression or simply any sort of childhood trauma/stress. Some regressors will regress back farther then others. Ways you could possibly tell someone is a regressor, Babbling/Slurring words, Doing childish activites, Pacifiers, Stuffies, Bottles, Thumb sucking ect. A lot of people mistake age regression for age play. Age regression and age play are both very different. Age play is a kink whilst age regression is a coping mechanism.

"Hey why do ze have a pacifier?" "Oh it's because xe use age regression as a coping mechanism." "Oh nice!"

by ImBabyStfu November 11, 2020

Relationship Recession

Two consecutive periods of declining "GDP" - Gettin Dat Pussy.

Jack- "Me and the wife have had less sex these past two months than any time before."
John- "It sounds like you're in a relationship recession."

by CaptainJackMeOff May 8, 2013

Pet regression

pet regression is a safe state of mind which is freeing and without responsibilities. it is like age regression in that way but the difference is instead of going into a child like mindset it's a more of a pet mindset (dog, cat, etc.) while age regression you act more child like, pet regression you act more pet like.

“Hey did you see that person?”
“Who?”
“The person with a Pet regression”

by avarageavacado April 23, 2021