Similar to the typical rimjob with a twist.
Aquire one .12 gauge 00 buck
shotgun shell, take out the buck shot and jam it into a chicks gaping asshole, then remove the powder and pour it onto the outside of the rectum. You then light the powder and as it goes up in a poof of smoke it singes
the chicks asshole and causes her to clench and squeeze the buckshot to form a
turtle head, you then proceed to pick out the buckshot with your teeth and or tongue.