Reitard

An individual cursed by a blind obsession with the fictional character Rei Ayanami from the 1995 anime Neon Genesis Evangelion. The individual is unable to think clearly in this state of ''reitardedness'', and all thoughts and feelings that inhabit them will, in the end, be tangentially related to or associated with Rei Ayanami. There is no known cure.

''Wow, Rei will surely win the Shinjibowl in 3+1!''
''Kevin, you reitard. Asuka has an objectively better chance of getting with Shinji, and the whole thematic structure of the show is more inclined to lean towards a possible relationship between Shinji and Asuka as well. But who knows, maybe Anno will grant your wish?

by Ritsuko Akagi March 2, 2019

Wormy Remtard

That one guy who after a few too many bevvies thinks it's a good idea to impress others by doing the worm

'Oh jeese wormy remtard was at it again last night'

by C-0-2 August 10, 2017

reita

The sexiest Japanese rocker on the scene. Often causes fangirls to cream their pants.

ZOMFG IT'S REITA. Go on google and search him up bitch. :D

by Yuki Mitsuhiro June 17, 2007

Remistake

to make the same mistake again

Everytime I find a girl it ends in heartbreak. You and I, won't let myself make my remistake

by Daequelistanism September 28, 2018

remtard

Combination of "remedial" and "retard" that insults a persons intelligence

Dave: "uh where did I put my pen"

George: "You're such a remtard man"

by Dan1456 February 1, 2008

relitard

Relitard; a religious person or a person that believes in a god.

relitardism; relitarded;

It's hard for a relitard to understand geological time.

by godendoder March 28, 2010

remstapes

remstapes is such a good friend, and fun to talk too.

« remstapes is amazing »
« remstapes is so pretty »

by zssyhsnsbsvshhdbdd October 11, 2020