Inverted Cranial Rectumitis

Inverted Cranial Rectumitis. Medical term for the condition where someone has their head up their ass.

Tony:"Our new boss' ideas are running this place into the ground."

Ricky:"Yeah,he suffers from Inverted Cranial Rectumitis."

by ZQ8Playboy January 17, 2009

rectitus

when your optic nerve crosses with your rectal nerve and you get a shity out look on life.

when someone is always negative. then they have rectitus.

by slappyMcLoven September 27, 2013

optical rectumitis

When your eyeball gets crossed with your asshole and you have a shitty outlook on life.

Bob's constant, unbending criticism of Joan lead her to beleive that he suffered from a bad case of optical rectumitis.

by Jack Squat March 27, 2003

ocular rectitus

a condition when your optic nerve gets wrapped around your asshole, giving you a shitty outlook on life

My boss yelled at several people for no reason this week, just because he's fighting with his ol' lady. It seems like he's developed a case of ocular rectitus

by bilijohn April 21, 2018

cerebral rectumitis

head up your ass

That guy is such a stupid mothafucka he muss beez suffrin from cerebral rectumitis

by steakfries December 19, 2008

Paranoid Rectitus

A mental disorder characterized by people thinking that everyone else thinks they are shittyl

One who suffers from Paranoid Rectitus might say..."You're OK but everyone thinks I'm a shit."

by av84fun June 28, 2012

publicum rectumium

Loosely translated (with sincere apologies to Latin scholars everywhere), "people are assholes".

Often said with a resigned tone when something unpleasant has happened to you, and it's viewed as the inevitable consequence of declining politeness and consideration by others.

Roger: Dammit, look at how someone parked me in ... I can't get my car out of the space and I'll be late to meet Fred for lunch.

Tom: Well, Rog, you know what they say ... publicum rectumium

by Marshall Fazione November 21, 2016