recreational pussy plowing

banging without intention to procreate, also known as sex with a condom.

I’ve taken up yoga and recreational pussy plowing in place of drugs and alcohol so I’m living my best life rn bois

by yeknom February 26, 2018

recreationally offended

the action of actively seeking societal issues that may or may not cause frustration or resentment.

Mike is such a recreationally offended douche, he's always on Gawker looking for reasons to be pissed off.

by challbruh August 5, 2015

Recreational Sex

* Sex without the goal of procreation.

* Not baby making sex.

* Sex just for fun.

I hear you and Nancy have been hitting the sheets every night. Are you trying to knock her up?

Nah, she is on the pill. We are just having recreational sex.

by The Sperm Donor April 29, 2016

Recreational use only

A hoe.

Women who are hot enough to fuck, but she has so many red flags, is generally combative or disagreeable, and has such a high body count that she could never be good relationship material.

Dude 1: Yeah Emma is hot as fuck, but shes been with like 4 guys this week. I dont think it could ever work out long term with her.

Dude 2: 4 guys this week? She's recreational use only.

by hally_ April 6, 2023

Recreational Virgin

Someone who is a virgin in their free time.

I could play through a game, no problem, no help required...
But I'm more of a recreational virgin.

by WeegeeCool November 24, 2021

recreational fungus

Mushrooms. Plain and simple. However, this phrase refers to the 'shrooms that will have you prancing around like a pixie riding the back of a unicorn and taking a slide down the chocolate river running down The Big Rock Candy Mountain.

Combine recreation fungus in conjunction with:
Puff the Magic Dragon
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Willy Wonka (Not the Johnny Depp version)
Requiem for a Dream
Pink Floydd-The Wall
Venice Beach
Las Vegas

DO NOT USE ALONE OR BEFORE ENGAGING ACTS OF SEXUAL INTIMACY!!

"Excuse me Sir, would you happen to know where I can acquire some recreational fungus for excursion to Vegas this weekend?"

"WARNING: This movie should be watched only if consuming large quantities of recreational fungus"

by Jrockwhc June 10, 2009

Recreational bus rider

Someone with no job,no life ,no real friends riding the bus going no where just to talk to the bus driver for two hours thinking it's a friendship rather than a captive audience.

Dude spent a whole day being a recreational bus rider

by Thecvbjugr April 24, 2019