rowling

someone you genuinely don't want to mention because you're so disappointed to even say their name

You're a rowling

by M4rt January 25, 2023

J.K Rowling

Telling a story around one group of people and then much later telling the same story to the same group of people but changing major details and treating it like they were always there.

Harry: “The last time you told this story you said you took her home but now you’re saying you ate her ass? Bruh stop J.K Rowling.”

by BiggePigge69 March 18, 2019

Railing System

Often referred to as an Under siege railing system, from the film staring Steven Seagal.

A railing system is used to move object around a room or building. The system usually consist of 2 rails one upper and one lower, with a set of wheels attached to a harness which an object can be placed.

Normally a seat and straps is used instead of an object in which a person can sit. The seat usually contain one or several holes in which a penis or object can be can be inserted, whilst a person is sat on the seat. A person will often sit in the seat and another will move them around the room inserting objects in to the holes contained within the seat.

"Andrew build a large railing system in man shed."

"Andrew enjoys being monkeyed whilst sitting in his railing system"

by Saidani May 14, 2010

Raylin

The most beautiful girl you will ever meet. She’s very smart, cute, very talented in many different fields, and overall amazing. Her height may confuse you because she looks adorable, but she can quickly take you down if you mess with her or anyone she cares about. Whenever you see her, you will realize she’s the most perfect girl you will ever meet in your lifetime. Never let one walk out of your life.

When I saw Raylin in the hallway, I knew that she was WAY out of my league and had all the boys wanting her.

by RandomDudeThatMakesYouSmile<3 June 10, 2019

patricia raglin

Kapaun Mt Carmel in Wichita, Kansas was built around this ancient deity. Ms. Raglin exists out of time, and God turns to her for guidance and counsel. She holds the keys to Heaven and Hell, and Hell consists primarily of cheaters and gum-chewers. One cannot quantify the value of her class or the amount of extra credit given in a year's time. During the enlightening and philosophically enriching time that is AP English IV, a wooden rocking horse can be likened to masturbation. If you are chosen as one of her inner sanctum (Colloquially referred to as National Honor Society), one may reach a new level of enlightened consciousness. The psychologically "enriching" activity, also known as essay writing, increases the intellectual capacity of the human brain tenfold; furthermore, sentence patterns exponentially magnify this transformation of the mind (Sentence Pattern 1a). Finally, we come to perhaps the highest regarded activity of all: Book Chat. Book Chat is the discussion of extremely reputable novels (i.e. young adult novels) with the most astute of scholars at Kapaun Mt Carmel. To summarize, Raglin is perhaps the greatest professor to ever grace our insignificant planet, and her classes expand the power of the brain to the nth power.

In all honesty though, English class with Patricia Raglin consists primarily of total bullshit and lots of Sparknotes reading. The only thing you might learn is how fake it till you make it.

Patricia Raglin is the antithesis of a good English teacher, but her class is fucking hilarious.

by wegalize_leed November 9, 2017

J. K. Rowling

verb, When your 'cool mom friend' inserts details into her stories of the past to make her appear more woke than she is.

Example: "I told you about the time I walked with MLK, haven't I?"

"No, because you weren't alive yet, did you really just J. K. Rowling?"

by foundinthedark March 28, 2019

Rawlins handshake

the act of using a prosthetic hand to masturbate either yourself or your partner. Either end can be used.

while my amputee girlfriend was taking a shower, I helped myself to a Rawlins handshake.

by Poe whitrash September 7, 2012