Mario Rimjob

Driving a hot wheels car around the sphincter while following with your tongue.

She can't stop thinking about that Mario Rimjob she gave last night.

by XGiggler January 10, 2017

Rumjob

A mixed alcoholic drink created by Brian Altano and the cast of the Knocking Boots podcast (Episode 13 if you're interested). He created the drink after running out of traditional mixers. The name comes from a 22 year old female listener by the name of Chelsea who wrote into the podcast concerning the rim jobs she was receiving from her 67 year old friend. The next episode it was decided by Greg Miller, to call the drink The Rum Job.

Ingredients:
1 parts Captain Morgan spiced rum
3 parts Orange Crush or any other orange soda

To turn it into a dirty rum job, line the cup with chocolate syrup.

The Knockin Boots cast usually have rumjobs when answering questions during their podcast.

by Johnny Two-tone September 24, 2011

Rimjob Sally

When playing beer pong and the ball either hits the lip of the cup or spins out. The more frequently this happens the more likely you will bust out a "rimjob sally!". An exclamation.

Simply "Rimjob sally!"

"Jees, dude, this night has just been full of rimjob sally's."

by seanpatrickb September 28, 2009

Rumjob

The official drink of the IGN Knockin' Boots podcast that is simply Captain Morgan's spiced Rum and Orange Crush soda.

The Rumjob was inspired by a letter we received last week where a this 23 year old girl was dating a 67 year old therapist, and just loved giving him rimjobs.

by Ihavenoidea189 June 28, 2011

Redbank Rimjob

Licking the anus of a person whose hemorrhoids are bleeding.

Robbie had read about how much sexual stimulation that a woman can receive from having her anus licked and could not wait to try it on his 8 month pregnant wife Susan. When he got home from setting up the double-wide out in Swansea he found his wife bent over the bathtub giving little Susie a bath so he dropped to his knees and began to lick her where the sun don't shine. But her hemorrhoids were hanging out and bleeding from driving the big rig all day so it ended up being a Redbank Rimjob.

by hiemlich schlonge February 25, 2010

nazi rimjob

Rimjob given or received while wearing a vintage nazi uniform.

Cool story bro, you should get a nazi rimjob from that chick over there.

by shhlevi May 28, 2010

hawiian rimjob

A gentle gesture involving a pineapple slice, some dedication, and a whole lot of patience.

Have your partner lie on their belly, and gently massage the pineapple slice around the butt hole. The gentle circular motions combined with the acid from the pineapple creates an enjoyable stimulant as well as encourages the anus to tighten. If performed properly, a Hawiian rimjob should not burn.

by dylanvisgay September 27, 2012