by mmarquis2004 March 24, 2020
QWOP is a simple flash game where kids can play, laugh and have fun with while learning the basics about the body and what it is capable of. It's very educating, and it'll make children understand how to run properly when they grow older.
We suggest parents to show this wonderful game to any little girl or boy they may think might want to run the Olympics someday.
The name "QWOP" is from the fact that you only need the keyboard letters Q, W, O and P to play.
(Note: The author of this post has been taking lithium after going in complete depression after playing QWOP. Side effects to this game may not vary. All reactions have been proven the same: an urge to hit a baby, having blue vision, eating their own shit, having uncontrollable periods {both male and female}, listening to static in a bright red room and/or randomly yelling at their neighbor's wall asking for a Twinkie. See a doctor if any child has these symptoms or if they start having other strange behavior after one minute of playing this flash game.)
We suggest parents to show this wonderful game to any little girl or boy they may think might want to run the Olympics someday.
The name "QWOP" is from the fact that you only need the keyboard letters Q, W, O and P to play.
(Note: The author of this post has been taking lithium after going in complete depression after playing QWOP. Side effects to this game may not vary. All reactions have been proven the same: an urge to hit a baby, having blue vision, eating their own shit, having uncontrollable periods {both male and female}, listening to static in a bright red room and/or randomly yelling at their neighbor's wall asking for a Twinkie. See a doctor if any child has these symptoms or if they start having other strange behavior after one minute of playing this flash game.)
by hyposane December 7, 2010
A game that seems insanely hard, however it can be won with relative ease by pressing O and W at the beginning so that your runner looks like he's doing the splits, after that press Q and W alternating to move the runner forward; the way he runs will look stupid if you use this strategy and progress will be slow, but it is relatively easy to finish if you use this strategy (however, the hurdle at 50 m can be a little tricky and may take some trial and error to get past).
Guy 1: I just beat QWOP bitches!!!
Guy 2: You must be GOD!
Guy 1: Actually, it only took me a few tries, it's actually not that hard. All you have to do is get QWOP to do the splits and alternate between Q and W, although the hurdle at 50 metres can be a bit tricky.
Guy 2: You must be GOD!
Guy 1: Actually, it only took me a few tries, it's actually not that hard. All you have to do is get QWOP to do the splits and alternate between Q and W, although the hurdle at 50 metres can be a bit tricky.
by TurkTurkleton August 27, 2011
To fall over when trying to walk normally. This is caused when you walk to fast and trip on yourself, or just generally f**k up a step.
I was trying to walk up the stairs... i missed a step, and I totally qwopped!
I tripped Johnny up on the street, and he was qwopping all the way down!
I tripped Johnny up on the street, and he was qwopping all the way down!
by Brodiezz February 28, 2011
by Etha777 (Really Etha7) December 9, 2010
To Qwop-to flail your legs madly in what was never thought possible- until this day.
Qwopping-The act of Qwop
Qwopper: A Qwopee
Qwopping-The act of Qwop
Qwopper: A Qwopee
by TheQwoppernator December 11, 2010
(pronounced "Q-wop") The hardest game ever made. The object of the game is to run a hundred meters using only the Q, W, O, and P buttons, hence the name QWOP. Q makes the left thigh bend, W the right thigh, O the left calf, and P the right calf. Players usually make it between 0 and 4 meters before falling flat on their face. It's not even that fun, but it's extremely addicting.
Come on Qwop, come on you can do it, YES YES KEEP GOING KEEP--oh shit, i flipped over and landed on my head. 2.3 meters, new record!!!
by pottergeek7 January 5, 2011