Quintruplets

Quintruplets:
When giving birth and you don't have quadruplets; you have an extra half of a baby.

Maybe the cast of "Two and a Half Men" were quintruplets. He is only half a human after all.

by TwattyWafflies August 5, 2017

Quintuple Six Rule

Rule that women with high standards use to judge men. They require:

1.) Six figure salary+
2.) Six pack abs+
3.) Six inch penis+
4.) Six feet tall+
5.) Six years of college+(advanced degree)

We can’t date I go by the quintuple six rule.

by MysteriousSpoon April 2, 2021

quintuple-third-cousin

Quintuple-3C:
Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents and ten great-great-grandparents in common.

My quintuple-third-cousin is a good person.

by Gerald128 May 15, 2021

Quintuple

When a man pops a boner and quickly starts thrusting his penis inside a woman’s pussy. But when he cream pies that clit, he still thrusts his wiener into her cervix even when his penis is now soft and a chode. The woman clenches her clit lips together, cutting off circulation to the crank, leaving it saggy and purple.

Get in my fucking bed Sally so I can Quintuple that cunt.

by daddyhasapenis September 30, 2017

quintuple newpin

When someone inhales 5 Newport cigarettes at once.

Effects...

Normally Causes Dizziness, loss of breath and a large cloud of smoke

WOW that guy was just quintuple newpin, he must smoke alott of ciggarets.

by NEWPMAN September 14, 2009

quintrouple

When a man has four wives or/and has four girlfriends at the same time while all parties are aware.

Husband: Hey babe, I brought home a surprise.
Wife: Oh nice what is it?
Husband: Just three other wives for you to hang out with.
Wife: oh this will be fun. 😈

example 2

Friend 1: bro how are all of your wives?
Friend 2: They're good man. Quintrouples are the best.
Friend 1: Nah thats fucked. You have four wives.

Example 3

Wife 1: Hubby can you look after your kid?
Hubby: Which kid are you referring to?
Wife 2: The one you have with me.
Wife 3: No, he needs to watch our kid.

Wife 4: I am pretty sure its our daughter that needs to be watched.
Husband: Fine, just bring me all of my 21 kids.

Wife 1: This is your fault for forcing us to be in a quintrouple.

by onemanfourwives September 23, 2020

quintuple-3C

Quintuple-third-cousin: has among themselves; different two parents, different four grandparents, different eight great-grandparents, ten great-great-grandparents in common and different six great-great-grandparents.

My quintuple-3C is a good person.

by Usery May 2, 2021