Quank

A remark to be used when someone is talking, b!tching, moaning and generally complaining and/or being longwinded.

Wife: "Husband, you left all the lights on AGAIN! You are wasting valuable electricity lighting the room just for the dust bunnies!"

Husband: "Quank, quank, quank."

by Catriona July 15, 2005

Quank

A fart that comes from the penis

"Hey, did you fucking quank in my face again... your never getting a blowjob again!"

by more than balls September 08, 2008

Quank

a racial slur for the ENTIRE HUMAN RACE. everybody is a Quank

dude shut your Quank mouth!

hey billy stop acting like a Quank

by Hibuki October 18, 2007

Quank

An old time Monk who roamed Wales in the 12th Century. Some say he was the love child of a Norse God and a Mermaid

Epic poem "Quank sailed the hills like a ship in its time"

by Kris Barnes January 31, 2007

quank

A condition of mental, emotional overload induced by layers of stress and influx of digital stimuli which stops the process of analysis and comprehension.

Suddenly I felt quanked while reading reports of the polar ice caps melting.

by Mort Hill April 24, 2006

Quank

(kwank) A title given to an individual given their particular actions or appearance; one is a Quank after committing acts of ignorance, stupidity, or other simple miscalculations. Quanked (kwankt) When an individual is set up to encounter misfortune by another individual.

-"Hey I left my bag on the bus again" "your a big quank"
-"Hey my laptop got stolen from the change room!!" yehp you got quanked pretty good"

by quanker May 17, 2011

quank

a derogitory term for anyone of asian decent.

steph's friend is a fucking quank

by Jonathan America March 16, 2005