retard quotes

These occur when people are too stupid to know how to make quotes on their keyboard correctly, using `` (the symbol to the left of the 1 on your keyboard) instead of ". Not to be confused with retard apostrophes, which is when people use ` instead of '. Both are very annoying because the correct quotes/apostrophe key can be easily found next to the fucking Enter key.

Why can't Jordan figure out how to type quotes properly instead of using retard quotes?

by Chernorizets Hrabr September 25, 2004

quotes

Things that other people have said. The original author is usually not given credit for saying it first. Quotes are nice to say in front of friends and acquaintances to impress them and make them think you are funny and intelligent.

The ability to recite quotes is a good substitute for wit.

by libertykillingconservatives February 6, 2005

Gabes-Up Quotes

Misquoting a famous/well-known movie/television quote.

Guy #1: Say hello to my best friend!

Guy #2: Isn't it say hello to my little friend?

Guy #3: Yeah, he always Gabes-up quotes like that.

by valleygirl99 December 5, 2012

Air-quotes

Using two fingers on each hand to indicate a word or phrase is in quotes. Generally used to indicate irony, sarcasm, or derision.

Adam repeated John's statement, but used air-quotes when he reached "legend".

by Yunomi August 21, 2003

Annoying Internet Quotes

Quotes you find on Photobucket, or some other popular website containing annoying quotes about friendship, summer, boys, fashion etc. Usually comes with a picture of a girl in a field of flowers having nothing to do with the topic of the quote.

"Give up already sweetie, you're never going to be me. So do yourself a favor and stop trying."

"&&; keep UR hEAd HiiGH dey will KiLL 2 seE chu fall GoRgEoUSsss.""

Girl 1: OMGFZiiiZLEEEZZ did you lyk see dat quote on photobucketz abut true LOVEZ? itz lyk totezlyz decribes me and RICKZ. ohmygawd.

Girl 2: No, it is just a horribly put-together quote that a lonely, mentally confused teenager wrote.

Girl 1: LYK MEHGAWD wut iz wrong Witttt CHU?!

Girl 2: Annoying internet quotes got you.

by b-b-bass-bass-basshunter! August 17, 2009

Lol Quotes

The act of starting a text/IM with lol, then preceding to end it with lol.

Person A: So, that's what happened last night. lol

Person B: lol, sounds like fun. I had the same night! lol

Person A: Dude, you totally just used Lol Quotes!

by pjinsky July 12, 2010

inspirational quotes

You do know this isn't google right? Well an inspirational quote is just a normal quote that inspires you, motivates you, makes you want to do that thing you've been planning.

I love reading inspirational quotes!

by Jkl66710 July 6, 2017