Guy one: Will Vlad be ok?
Guy two: Well, the ambulance crashed on the way to the hospital.
Guy three: What! What happened?
Guy two: Vlad tried to fly by climbing up the garden shed and lifting his own feet off the ground. It didn't go well and he ended up landing on the yard rake and losing his nuts.
Guy three: What an utter Putinist!
Guy two: Well, the ambulance crashed on the way to the hospital.
Guy three: What! What happened?
Guy two: Vlad tried to fly by climbing up the garden shed and lifting his own feet off the ground. It didn't go well and he ended up landing on the yard rake and losing his nuts.
Guy three: What an utter Putinist!
by NuclearFalloutWhen? October 6, 2022
Get the putinist mug.noun. Acting out aggresively or overcompensating in "manly" behaviour because you have a micropenis.
Named after the current Tsar Vladimir Putin (Vlad the Terrible), who has had a grip on Russia since 1999 and overcompensates his microscopic fallus by a reign of terror.
Named after the current Tsar Vladimir Putin (Vlad the Terrible), who has had a grip on Russia since 1999 and overcompensates his microscopic fallus by a reign of terror.
Steve is pointing at his abs to distract people from his tiny dick, how putinistic of him
Brian is being putinistic by starting a barfight as soon as people talk about dong sizes
Don't call William Willy, it reminds him of his micropenis and he'll starts throwing things because he's really putinistic about it
Brian is being putinistic by starting a barfight as soon as people talk about dong sizes
Don't call William Willy, it reminds him of his micropenis and he'll starts throwing things because he's really putinistic about it
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Person 1:"Damn bro I got putinised last night."
Person 2:"That sucks man, how'd that happen."
Person 1:"On my way home from work, earphones I, when all of a sudden I got hit by a cruise missile completely unprovoked."
Person 2:" Sorry to hear that man, must suck to get putinised."
Person 2:"That sucks man, how'd that happen."
Person 1:"On my way home from work, earphones I, when all of a sudden I got hit by a cruise missile completely unprovoked."
Person 2:" Sorry to hear that man, must suck to get putinised."
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Get the Putinism mug.A bold lie. A lie that is so obvious that a unborn fetus knows its a lie. It can also mean dumb and retarded. The lie is so bad that the person who is being told the lie knows it’s a lie and the liar knows that the person being told the lie knows it’s a lie. This word is based on the Russian prime minister Vladimir Putin who has spoken many lies.
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Get the Putinism mug.Guy one: Will Vlad be ok?
Guy two: Well, the ambulance crashed on the way to the hospital.
Guy three: What! What happened?
Guy two: Vlad tried to fly by climbing up the garden shed and lifting his own feet off the ground. It didn't go well and he ended up landing on the yard rake and losing his nuts.
Guy three: What an utter Putinist!
Guy two: Well, the ambulance crashed on the way to the hospital.
Guy three: What! What happened?
Guy two: Vlad tried to fly by climbing up the garden shed and lifting his own feet off the ground. It didn't go well and he ended up landing on the yard rake and losing his nuts.
Guy three: What an utter Putinist!
by NuclearFalloutWhen? October 6, 2022
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