Are you putting me on?

An expression used in order to convey incredulity, disbelief, or even surprise.

Synonyms:
Are you kidding me?
Are you pulling my leg?

A: Jacob called me yesterday saying that he won the lottery!
B: Are you putting me on?

by IbisRedibis August 1, 2011

Put me in a Prius

When one takes the cheapest Uber option to get to a destination, regardless of conditions of the ride.

"Steve I've shat myself, put me in a prius i need to get home"

by baileykirkham October 31, 2018

Put me in the pocket

originally created by Tabi Bonney, a washington dc area hip hop artist. "Put me in the pocket.. thats when somebody excites you, know what im sayin, you see a girl thats tight or somethin.. she put you in the pocket", Tabi. So when you see somethin you like, it puts you in the pocket..

That song is crazy, it put me in the pocket.

by Justin Kyle November 13, 2007

Put me in a box

Society's attempt to force people to conform and act/appear like normal people.

People are trying to put me in a box because I am just too punk.

Do not dare to try to put me in a box or I will schpunk all over you.

They tried putting me in a box by shunning me.

by massive erection3 September 25, 2010

Putting me on blast

Letting the whole world know something personal about you

Mary: woah thats not the only problem you have!

Monet: smh putting me on blast!

by sillyolz October 15, 2010

put me down

Another way of sayin "sex me"

when are we gonna put it down? // when are we gonna make love

by mp February 7, 2004

Put me in coach!

A conversation between a man's primary and secondary brain where the later lets the former know he's ready for action.

Coach Willie's team was excited to see the new grass on the field. Johnson stood up and said, "Put me in coach! I'm ready to play!"

by Puppet Villain February 18, 2009