Purple Mushroom

when you slap your dick on a chicks face and it leaves a mark that turns purple and looks like a mushroom

I gave Suzie a purple mushroom, smacked it right across her face when she wasnt looking and now the outline of my dong is forming on her cheek

by donny iris January 27, 2005

purple mushroom bruise

The act of pulling out your penis while being blown, and systematically slapping your partner's face with it, thus leaving a purplish bruise resembling the tip of you penis (a mushroom).

I gave Carly a purple mushroom bruise when she went down on me last night.

by Flantari September 30, 2006

purple mushroom stamp

NOTE: this move requires a flacid penis. while dangling your dong in front of a woman in an attempt to 'woo' her, you grab the base of your member and swing it in a counterclockwise ninja motion smacking her flush on either cheeck leaving a welt resembling a purple mushroom. in germany this is seen as a sign of affection...in tennessee it will get you killed.

i wanted sandi to know that i was into her...so i gave her a purple mushroom stamp. in return she hooked me up with an award winning clark bar

by DJ KNUCKLES March 8, 2005

purple headed mushroom

penis

slang word for a male penis.

"that man has a large purple headed mushroom!"

by Sammii J June 21, 2008

purple headed mushroom

another name for the penis, popularized in the movie "Varsity Blues"

"johnny's mom caught him strokin the purple headed mushroom with a playboy magazine yesterday"

by ScottScottKPT November 29, 2007

Purple Headed Mushroom Slinger

Another name for my dick!

Dude my purple headed mushroom slinger has to be atleast 10 inches...jeez!!!!

by robert1120 December 17, 2008

purple headed mushroom tattoo

Upon ejaculation, aim for the side of face. and cock smack( with all your might ) across the face. For the next few days there will be a purple headed mushroom tatoo on there face.

Last night I gave Sam a purple headed mushroom tattoo.

by Bachelor Theo October 29, 2007