Ballad of Peter Pumpkinhead

Peter Pumpkinhead came to town

Spreading wisdom and cash around

Fed the starving and housed the poor

Showed the Vatican what gold's for

But he made too many enemies

Of the people who would keep us on our knees

Hooray for Peter Pumpkin

Who'll pray for Peter Pumpkinhead?

Oh my!

Peter Pumpkinhead pulled them all

Emptied churches and shopping malls

Where he spoke, it would raise the roof

Peter Pumpkinhead told the truth

But he made too many enemies...

Peter Pumpkinhead put to shame

Governments who would slur his name

Plots and sex scandals failed outright

Peter merely said

Any kind of love is alright

But he made too many enemies...

Peter Pumpkinhead was too good

Had him nailed to a chunk of wood

He died grinning on live TV

Hanging there he looked a lot like you

And an awful lot like me!

But he made too many enemies...

Hooray for Peter Pumpkin

Who'll pray for Peter Pumpkin

Hooray for Peter Pumpkinhead

Oh my oh my oh!

Don't it make you want to cry oh?

Ballad of Peter Pumpkinhead

by Death Menace February 8, 2023

pumpkin head deluxe

a pumpkin head deluxe is when you beat the shit out of somebody so bad till there face and head is so swolen that there it looks like a rotting pumpkin

"Man that niga keeps on violating the rueles of our set we gona half to give him a pumpkin head deluxe to show him whats good"

by chitownfool March 20, 2008

pumpkin head

Prison slang for someone who was beaten severely. The term is taken from the swollen condition of their head.

See also balloon head

Man, that pumpkin head got what was coming to him after he snitched on Hector.

by smartypants October 6, 2004

Pumpkin Head

A metaphoric term to describe a person who has a high opinion of themselves and presents themselves as "All-Knowing" or SDS (Shit Don't Stink). The term has been derived from the idea that the person being called a pumpkin head has so much Ego that their head is swollen up like a pumpkin. One or more people at a job setting could possibly possess such traits to warrant being called a Pumpkin Head.

Jim "Hey John, did you meet the new guy"
John "No, but I heard he's a real Pumpkin head"
Jim "you got that right, suffers from SDS big time"

by Ace963 January 18, 2018

pumpkin head

A nickname which at first seems to be an insult but is actually a term of endearment. The nice round shape of a pumpkin is thought of by some people to be a great way to descirbe someone thus the term pumpkin head. Generally used by a parent to his or her handsome son or beautiful daughter.

Hey, Kay, you pumpkin head, get over here.

by chesni December 21, 2010

Pumpkin Head

Someone who does way too much acid. So much acid that their brains have turned to squash.

"What happened to Jimmy?"
"He tripped too hard and now he's a pumpkin head."

by DIA13LO13LANCO June 9, 2022

Pumpkined

Extremely drunk and high at the same time. Usually from weed but any drug is fine.

Nick and Jake were so pumpkined last night! They thought they were the only real things in the universe and Jake threw a pumpkin at my face!

by Awesomestoner October 27, 2011