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pulling a tom wargo

Making long winded trolling posts on various sites designed to obfuscate the issue with straw man arguments. A very complex, well thought out, and confusing troll. Usually stating a republican, right wing nutjob stance in order to piss off as many people as possible.
pulling a tom wargo:
(On a political site)

"But you did in fact manage to get out of it? You are not starving, malnourished, homeless, jobless, and getting by only because of our fantastically designed unemployment system?

"All i want is a roof over my head, food on the table, and the dignity of an honest paycheck. Is that asking too much? I am the 99%"

A mantra, very emboldening, but hardly as noble as it sounds. Just about every I know who has put even the minimum amount of effort necessary to "get by" has all of these things. I have met people with degrees in hard sciences and progressive business working food service (too qualified I know, but somehow they got hired). That food service pays rent. It buys food. Is the wealth evenly distributed? Not in the slightest. Is it a problem? Sure! Does one hundred thousand people standing jobless in a protest crowd, declaring that they spend all day applying for jobs get them a job? No. Does uploading photos of themselves holding signs protesting how giant corporations get all the money on their iPhones produced by and bought from those money grubbing Giant corporations prove exactly how much they want to change this?"

etc etc etc
by 555555555555555555555555555556 November 11, 2011
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Pulling a Tom Brady

When the unthinkable happens! Negating a 25 Pt deficit to Defeat The Falcons in 1st OT in Super Bowl history winning a 5th title. Yea....That kinda feeling of that level of accomplishment! 😁
My ski team made a come back this year by pulling a Tom Brady ranking #58 & Qualifying for the Good Race! Whoooo!
by Minichyna March 3, 2017
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pulling a Tom Kaulitz

The act of making an appearance looking like you just rolled out of bed and you don't give a shit.

Stems from Tokio Hotel's guitarist Tom Kaulitz.
this guy's designer baseball cap is sitting more askew than usual and he looks like he's about to nod off on national TV, he must be pulling a Tom Kaulitz.
by flesch January 23, 2010
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Pulling a Tom Clancy

When your lifting weights and you have to fart but when you do, you actually poop yourself.
LOL hes Pulling a Tom Clancy!

Dude he just pulled a Tom Clancy!
by Sevenlost January 26, 2011
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Pulling a Tom Brady

Cheating and Lying about not cheating and getting away with it.
by She did djdndjdbdejdb den October 9, 2020
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pulling a tommy c

When one or more bros continuously decides to ditch/ exclude/ not hang out with his fellow bros because he rather hang out with his girlfriend or when a bro makes plans with his girlfriend all the time and leaves no time for his fellow bros or when a bro decides not to hang out with his bros because he made plans with his girlfriend that conflict with a brocasion. This is especially bad when the bro pulling a tommy c does not make up for missed time with his bros. This can also be mistaken for the bro code rule "~bros before hoes~" but it may not be the case if the bro's girlfriend is not a hoe.

Resulting in the bro rarely ever hanging out with his fellow bros.
Example1
Bro1: hey bro wanna go hang out with other bros today?
Bro2(the bro pulling a tommy c): nah man I'd rather go hangout with my girlfriend.
Bro1: tomorrow then?
Bro2: nope, busy with her then too

Example 2
Bro1: hey bro wanna go hang out with other bros today?
Bro2(the bro pulling a tommy c):sorry can't man already made plans with my girlfriend
by A bro October 13, 2012
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Pulling a tomer

Set an ultimatum to your friends about a club you do not want to be in
If we go there I am not comming.I'm pulling a tomer
by A word inventor March 12, 2022
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