Kicking a ball and pretending to be hurt

the shittiest episode of any show ever!

Guy 1: Did you watch "Kicking a ball and pretending to be hurt"
Guy 2: No, that shits ass.

by azBowls January 6, 2021

proscending

A younger person explaining to an older person in the way they understand (reverse condescending)

My aunt accused me of being proscending when I was explaining why my answer was correct.

by doushitekonani August 10, 2018

procesding

An intentionally made up word, intended to be perceived as 'processing', served as a textual response by the user to alleviate responsibility and justify inaction on the user's part.

Via text:
"What's status of my application?"
"procesding"

by Betamail May 31, 2021

pretending

when someone acts like an idiot but they probably aren't acting

"Did you know kevin doesn't know what heirloom means?"
"Is he pretending?"

by kevserranity July 23, 2022

Pretending I don't

Pretending I do so you can keep pretending I don't.

Hym "Pretending I don't already have it isn't going to save you."

by Hym Iam June 12, 2025

cusstody proceedings

Legal wrangling over stewardship dat is laced with "salty" adjectives.

Two wise pieces of advice during child-cusstody proceedings: one, never allow da youngsters in question to be present during said expletive-riddled meetings, since their tender ears should not be subjected to anything "heavier" than G-rated word-choices. And two, carefully note which parent uses more "colorful" adjectives; this can often greatly determine which of them would be a more appropriate guardian for said vulnerable-minded little ones.

by QuacksO June 15, 2020

Prey pretending

To act helpless or hurt to attract attention or help.

The Russian girl on 90-day Fiance was "prey pretending" to get a relationship with the guy.

by Altruist333 November 16, 2021