Prostifune

Noun: A prostitute's funeral.
May be applied to any funeral denomination or tradition. Generally attended by the friends, family, and co-workers of the deceased prostitute. Attire is generally skanky at best, and black or dark colours are traditionally encouraged.

"I have to get this black cocktail dress altered for Cinnamon's prostifune on Saturday. It's not short enough."

by othuaidh January 27, 2019

prostigate

the combination of prosecuting and investigating your significant other

I read through his texts and have enough evidence to prostigate him.

by tomes22 September 13, 2020

prostibate

To masturbe to pictures, fantasies, or just simply ideas of a prostitute.

He prostibated after seeing a hot whore while driving home.

by caz March 18, 2003

Prostitate

A prostitute with prostate cancer

yo jimmy that prostitate was amazing last night.

by A,marshall February 20, 2009

prostifriend

The act of paying someone to be your friend. Can be with money, trips, favors, homework help anything.

person 1: Ya Mike over there, he is Jen's prostifriend. She always brings him donuts in the morning so that he will hang out with her.

by Sauceboss11 February 13, 2014

Prostipoke

When a client won't pay up to a prostitute for the services, they defend themselves by jabbing the person in the eye with one of their 4 inch long acrylic nails.

Prostitute 1: Hey girl you know that Caddy that pulled up the other night?

Prostitute 2: Yeah he wasn't bad.

Prostitute 1: Well he started grabbing and wouldn't pay so I had to prostipoke him right in the eye

by BennyBiscuit04 September 6, 2024