procrastiwanking

The use of masturbation as a form of procrastination, a particularly common practice among students.

'I was going to revise it yesterday but I gave up after 3 pages and had a cheeky procrastiwank'
'My flatmate has an exam tomorrow but I'm pretty sure I could hear him procrastiwanking last night through the wall'

by procrasturbator June 5, 2016

Procrastilisation

A cross between socialising and procrastinating. Delaying important work by socialising.

1) I was busy procrastilising instead of doing all the work I had.

2) Social dining areas and bars are great plases for procrastilisation to occur

by tbmw February 8, 2010

procrastinknit

Purling and looping that wool ain’t gonna get your assignment done but it sure is a handy way to pass the time… Also double points if you first must teach yourself to knit. Time wasted: Anywhere from 1 – 10 hours.

The socks will be too small if I keep procrastinknitting.

by ShelsBell June 7, 2014

Procrastibinge

1. To avoid responsibilities by watching an entire season of a show in one sitting.

2. To procrastinate bingeing.

I was going to clean my room, but I procrastibinged Stranger Things instead.

I was gonna start watching the new season of The Simpsons, but I started procrastibinging.

by TheUltimateUrbaner December 4, 2024